It’s a Puzzlement. . .

Here are a couple of sort-of food-related conundrums:

What was the best thing before sliced bread?
If you sue a parsley farmer, can you garnish his wages?

Sorry, couldn’t resist.
Anyone else want to play?


Anonymous said...

I'm not sure this is my cup of tea, but I'll give it a think and see what I can cook up.

Brian St. Pierre said...

Ho ho ho. . .I take it with a grain of salt.

writeit said...

If a cantaloupe can't elope in fall,
can a cantaloupe ever elope at all?

Anonymous said...

Haven't we finished milking this topic yet?